Your Girlfriend Is Just As Keen To Engage In Dirty Dialogue As You Are!
It is a common misconception that dirty questions and saucy conversations are specifically desired by men and that their girlfriends are more turned on by declarations of love and poetic language. This may have been the case in Georgian England but nowadays, we ladies are rather partial to an occasional raunchy remark. In fact, I would advise every modern man to have a couple of tried and tested dirty questions in his back pocket.
Pertinent things to consider when posing dirty questions
When you are posing these questions and driving your girlfriend wild with wanting, it is important that your body language and tone mirror what you are asking. Talking dirty requires confidence, composure and conviction.
Dirty questions will be more of a switch off than a turn on unless she knows that you mean what you are asking and you intend to take her dirty answers on board. Only pose questions that you are comfortable asking and make sure that you are prepared for the answer. If you want to prolong the anticipation or you are shy at first, you could try to start the dialogue over text.
Make your girlfriend salivate with these tasty questions
● Do you think I will ever get used to how amazing you taste? I think I’m just going to have to binge until I get bored. This might take some time. ● Can we skip dessert because there’s nothing on this menu I want to eat as much as I want to devour you? ● Are you going to make me beg or are you going to lie back and let me feast on you? ● I’ve been a busy bee today. Can I claim my nectar reward now please?
Most women love to nibble sweet treats, sip full bodied wine and sample an array of tastes and flavors. We understand what it means to be excited by the taste of something and we want you to feel the same way about us. Posing these dirty questions to your girlfriend will reassure her that you crave her flavor and she will be more than happy to offer you a taste. Of course you can’t just mutter these questions in a bored and uninterested tone. She needs to hear the hunger and need in your voice and she wants to see a starved look in your eyes while you’re saying it. Few things turn her on like the thought of her man feasting on her like a turkey at Thanksgiving! Give these tasty questions a try and enjoy the meal.
Let your girlfriend know that her attention to skincare and grooming has not escaped your notice with these four touchy questions
● That dress is doing a great job of clinging to your sexy body but would you mind if I took over? ● How about first I get you nice and dirty and then I take you in the shower and scrub nice you clean? ● I’m just trying to recall how your silky skin feels against mine. Can you remind me? ● I forgot to do my laundry. Can I just wear you today?
When you are keen to turn her on with dirty questions, the key is to phrase them nicely. Girls are very responsive to saucy suggestions but ‘suggestions’ are exactly what they need to be. Most of us prefer when you imply that your intentions are of a dirty nature as opposed to blurting out a blunt question in a coarse or unsavory way. You can be as dirty as you wish when questioning your girlfriend as long as you are communicating all of your filthy fantasies in a way that makes her feel like a sultry temptress as opposed to a chatline operator. If you need to take baby steps, perhaps you could initiate the sexy banter over text.
In order for your questions to have the desired effect, they need to suggest that you are struggling to keep your hands off your girlfriend. Once you have convinced her that you literally can’t help yourself, she will want to feed your addiction by giving you the dirty reaction you were hoping for.
Questions That Make Her Moan
Drive your girlfriend insane with dirty offers to turn her on
● You seem tense. Why don’t you let me take you to bed? I want to hear you scream away that tension. ● I’m going to make every inch of you tingle. Where exactly would you like me to begin? ● Do you remember the last earth-shattering, mind-blowing, toe curling orgasm you experienced? Forget that one because the one you’re about to have is going to be a hell of a lot better. ● Should we take a drive somewhere? I don’t want the neighbors to complain about the noise we are about to make. Unlike you, your girlfriend is more likely to respond to mental stimulation than physical. You need to penetrate her mind with a dirty and detailed line of questioning if you hope to turn her on in any other sense.
Sex is an emotional and sensual act for us ladies and your girlfriend is bound to be swept up in a sexual wave of feelings and sensations when you take her on seductive trip through your dirty mind with this list of loaded questions. Try sending her a description of how you intend to get her wet over text and watch her sexy reaction from across the room. There is nothing sexier than a man who knows what he wants. However, knowing what his girlfriend wants makes him even more appealing, particularly if he feels confident that he can deliver.
Let Her See How Dirty You Are
It’s not just a question of what you do to her
● Can I look into your eyes while I take you over the edge. I want to watch you come apart in my arms. ● Have you felt me quiver and tense while I make love to you? It’s like you’re drawing out all of the anger and tension and restoring my strength. I feel like I’m being reborn. ● Can we just clear our schedule for the day? My desire to be outside of this room is far outweighed by my compulsive need to be inside of you. ● How about we do this by the mirror? I want you to see how good you look on me. Aside from reassuring your other half that you know what she wants and you know how to give that to her, it is also important to show your own vulnerability. She needs to feel just as confident that she is giving you what you want and let her see the effect she has on you. You need to use these questions to communicate the intensity of your desire for her as well as your ability to turn her on. The dirty questions you ask your woman in order to get her excited and turn her on should be a reflection of your own excitement at the prospect of sharing some of your wildest fantasies with someone of her immense sexual allure.
The thought of someone else being aroused by our intoxicating presence is probably one of the most flattering and empowering sensations of the whole human experience. These telling questions are bound to boost her ego and sexual confidence, ensuring that you both benefit from the dirty banter.
Make Your Questions Fun
Laughter is a welcome guest in any form of interaction and dirty questions are no exception
● Do you want to thank me now or shall we wait until after I’ve rocked your world? ● Are you with me for my winning personality or my hot rack? ● Are you going to cook me breakfast or have you thought of a more creative way of showing me your appreciation? ● Can you be as loud as possible, please? I respond really well to praise. It’s no coincidence that comedians do very well on the dating scene. Humor is very sexy and a man’s ability to make a girl giggle can often be a determining factor in whether he ever gets the opportunity to make her gasp. Dirty questions don’t necessarily need to be serious. There is room for a hint of humor in every exchange, even when posing a sexy question.
In fact, laughter is probably one of the most necessary ingredients in a healthy sex life. Even when you ask all the right sexy questions and hit all the sensitive spots, things can often go wrong in the bedroom and catastrophes happen. Your ability to crack a joke or put a funny spin on an otherwise awkward or embarrassing situation could earn you a lot of credit and admiration. Send her a funny question over text to brighten her day and leave her thinking of you in your absence.
Question Her Need
Telling you how much you turn her on can be just as arousing for her as it is for you.
● How bad do you want me right now? ● Where do you want me? ● How does that feel? ● Do you like that baby? Sometimes your girlfriend can get just as horny when she is describing what you’re doing to her as she does when you tell her what you’re doing. Asking questions which force her to assess her own sexual need and desire will make her hyper aware and super sensitive. Questions that encourage her to identify where exactly she is throbbing will not only direct you to all the pleasure points in her wet wonderland; it will also make her focus on that area and heighten the glorious sensations. Asking a dirty question which requires a detailed response from your girlfriend is a mutually beneficial exercise. While she describes just how dirty she is feeling, how much pleasure you are bestowing on her and how proficient you are in your task, you will feel like the king of the world and she will be talking herself into an explosive orgasm.
Flirty Dirty Dominance
Christian Grey knew how to ask a dirty question and he got his happy ending.
● Do I need to lay you out on my desk and remind you how much you need me? ● Who do you love? ● Are you going to behave yourself or am I going to have to put you over my knee? ● Do you want to keep running that cheeky mouth? I can think of better ways you could use it ● Do you really want to keep making me jealous? If so, you better be prepared for a sex marathon because I’m going to make love to you so many times, you won’t have the energy to look at anyone but me. Whether you ask these horny questions in a lighthearted or serious manner, a little dominance is sexy as hell. Perhaps we aren’t all running to the local sex shop to stock up on BDSM gear but a little hint of power can be a major turn on. Send her a few dirty demands over text so that she is wet and wanton by the time you get home! You can prove just what a formidable alpha male you really are with just a few expertly phrased horny questions. The thought that you are willing to take your girlfriend anytime and anywhere to assert your male authority is hot and she will be more than eager to offer herself up as your sexual slave. Obviously, there will be occasions where these kinds of questions are less appropriate. For example, your wedding night would probably be a curious time to introduce spanking or pose any dirty questions relating to BDSM!
Romance Is A Turn On
Make your dirty questions romantic to prove that you love her and lust after her!
● Do you mind if we linger here for a while? It’s nice to be as close to you as humanly possible. ● Why don’t we get naked and lose ourselves in each other for a while? ● Can you sense that I’m losing my mind over you when we make love? ● Have I ever told you that inside you is my number 1 favorite place to be? ● Do you know what’s better than making love to you? Easy. Nothing! Sex is traditionally an expression of love and devotion. Your girlfriend wants to feel worshipped and adored when you two are getting down and dirty. Flavoring your dirty questions with a hint of romance is sure to earn you major brownie points with your other half and you will be rewarded with wet and horny responses. Dirty questions are not only a great introduction to steamy sex; they are also a fun way for you to convey your deep feelings of love to your other half. It’s not always a simple question of sex, it is a question of the depth of feeling you have for your girlfriend. Use your questions wisely to take the relationship to the next level.
Add These Dirty Questions To Your Tool Kit
Whether you are feeling horny, romantic, domineering, or sensual, there is an appropriate question for every scenario
Dirty questions are seriously versatile and there is always a perfect question to fit any sexual situation. Whether you she is within your grasp or you want to get her giddy over text, these dirty questions are guaranteed to light her fire. If you are in a particularly naughty mood, you can spice up the horny conversation with some sensual questions. Remind your girlfriend how sexy and delicious she is with a tasty question. Let your girlfriend know that you are waiting for any opportunity to get your hands on her. You are addicted to the feel of her and can’t wait to get her in your arms so you can get to work on changing the forecast to wet and wild. Tease your temptress with a touchy question. Make your girl moan. Sexy moans and gasps are a perfect aural accompaniment to your sweaty, wet, sex fest. Don’t stop until she is screaming her satisfaction. Let your other half know that you like to hear her feedback with some sexual questions to make her moan. Show your girlfriend just how horny you are. A man’s obvious desire to ravage his girlfriend will make her confidence soar, encouraging her to be more sexual, racy and adventurous than usual. Communicate your ardor by asking questions that let her see how much she turns you on.
Assert yourself and take control in the bedroom with some carefully phrased but unmistakably authoritative questions. Appeal to her inner cavewoman with a sprinkle of flirty dominance. Have a laugh with it. Don’t take yourself too seriously. You will both feel more relaxed if you are able to have a few giggles in the bedroom. Keep some funny questions on standby. Take a chance with a little romance. Declaring your love can be nerve wrecking but incorporating your feelings into your dirty questions can be a good place to start. Not only will you drive your woman wild with desire, she will understand how much she means to you. So take note of all of the above sexy questions and when you’ve tried and tested a few, how about create a few of your own. The steamy results are bound to fuel your imagination!